Things i miss from sweet Buhbaydus…someone alert me dat um is 80% food, well i like my belly
boyyy i is a reallll Bajan fuh trut…..
1. i could do wit a lil Cheffette don mind i was never a big fan….i would a tek a broasted chicken breast sandwich…sorry dem does only put two ant bite pieces a meat in dem roti so nooo roti
2. some bbq pigtails…Eddies rite dey at d bottom of Cave Hill behind d bank, and yuh cyannn miss it…bajan directions
3. roast corn is a must, d corn them got hey in China jus aint like home
4. SWEETTTT BREADDD plzzzzzzz nuh and push a lil cheese in between to molest d bread
5. Nicholls salt bread….my momz like Carters which fuh me does pull too but Nicholllsss *shiverss*…fuhget purity, zepherrins and all dem big companies dem dont tek enuff time pun d bread
6. turn overs
7. ECLIPSSEEEE, sodabix, SHIRLEYYYYSSS, HILLS CORNCURLS, CHOCOLATE TEA TIME BISCUITS….i want d big pack
8. pine hill diary juicessss (gimme a passion fruit, or apple pleaseee, but black currant is good enuff)
9. MELLUHHHH KREAMMMM…dah is we butter (margarine) lol…and big up all d Roberts Quality Control Massive i miss wunnah a lil bit….i almost fuhget d garlic spread
10. poneeeee
11. CONKIEESSS….oh how i miss them things caw we aint celebrate nuh independence down hey…stupse
12. i miss a BICO CONE…even though them stop mekkin b4 i left….but i still miss um
13. surC bush….caw i does be gettin nuff colds down hey i cuh do wit a brew
14. SEA GRAPES…GOLDEN APPLES…MANGERRSSS LOL….TAMARINDS…guavas….AND OFCOURSEZZZ SUGAR CANNEEEEE (i coming fuh cane)….ACKEES, d amount a trouble we gi that old man Husbands tuh steal in he backyard and pick them sour ackess lol…dont fuhget d BAJAN CHERRIESSS i get in alotta trouble fuh dem too…i guess i could put hog plums hey as well
15. COCUNUT ANYTHINGGGGG…i think i would even eat d husk
16. meat rolls and lead pipes
17. FUHGET CHAMPANGE I COMING FUH MY MAUBY…well i could only afford d mauby anyway (Champagne mout, wit mauby pockets…)
18. pickle breadfruit and souse….and no…i aint fuhget d pudding….PORK MOUT
19. i miss muh BANKKKSSS…mount gay is d best rum, cockspur aint to bad either especially when yuh compare it tuh dese things bout hey….DONT EVERRR FUHGET MY MALT AND PLUSSS…which malt yuh might say…d one wit d big cat pun um
20. sucka bubbies…dah name sound suh wutless doh….and dont fuhget d tamarind balls, b sure to add black pepper
21. COU COU I MISS U….FLYING FISH IS D BEST DISH
22. gooseberries that does be in dah sauce yummmmm….guava cheese
23. a LIVAHHH CUTTUHHHH from PINK STAR….ahhhh….all pun my lips now…or some necks…but d truth is d gizzards was my favourite…and yuh dun know we does say GIZZERTTSS
24. uuuu….i cuh dooo…wit a MACARONI PIE too….and yuh bettuh b bringing rice and peas wit dat unless i might get vex.
25. A SNOWWWWW FLIPPING CONEEEEEE….gimme a mix and yuh could put a lil sweet milk pun dah tooo…jus a lil yuh hear (oh i purposely didnt say condensed milk)
26. MUH BAJAN LANGUAGE…fuhget dem who tink um is a dialect or broken english…fuh me if yuh cyannnnn speak nuh bajan yuh aint from BUHBAYDUS (this is from a Grade 1 English student….A in English Communication…BCC…need i say more)
27. D BAJAN SUNNN….ohhh losss…i really missing dat fuh sho….dat really absent now in this -11 and minus this and minus dat…and put down a lovely piece a beach wit dat….and it dont get nuh better….and a few bajan girls too and it set
28. benji’s balsummm, panadol everything especially d HOT REM or theraflu (well i prefer thera flu ova hot rem), robitussin who cuh fuhget dahh, good fuh cough, sore throat, sneeze, head ache, foot ache, belly ache, buss head…jus bout anything and yuh cuh use d ‘tussin.
30. want some brunswick tuna and sardine fuh muh Eclispe
31. oh shoot something that has been lacking to my eyes fuh a long time….A BAJAN BUMPA….caw dese chiney gals dont even got a mosquituhhh bite…in fact i cant remembuh d last time i see uh musquitoee….but i aint miss dem doh
32. PELAUUUUUUUUU….gimme any type….chicken, lamb, beef….its all goodddd…i gine tear it up
33. i did only talk bout liver cuttuhhh……but any type a CUTTUHHH would do yuh know….cheese cuttuhhh….ham cuttuhhh….jus donnn cut yuhself
34. CH’ UCH pun a sunday is very important tuh….fellowship first swallowship aftaa, caw d Fadda is d one who provides.
35. Fry fish from Paynes Bay….fuhget Oistins caw dah tooo far from Holders Hill
36. fish cakes and bakes what d bajans does make so when yuh come tuh celebrate, it is bajan fish cakes and bakes….i would hope wunnah remember dah sound….a bread & two would always do
37. shaggy bears, stilt walkers, green monkeys (both types), tuk band, landship….i miss um all
38. XMAS morning….d police band
39. SIDEWAYSSSS (if yuh aint get it well…..)
40. u i almost fuhget MOTHER SALLY….yuh know she got d bumpa
41. Chicken Barn chicken trust me….dem chicken reallll good
42. miss ppl saying…”WUNNAH GINE DOWN D ROAD”
43. a torpedo….i dont know if yall know wuh dis is but yummmmmm…b4 i left d place d stop mekkin um or something so but i did use tuh mek my own
44. currant slice and a BIG FAT NASTY PREGNANT ROCK CAKE and d infamous DOLLAHHH BREAD and not even fuh a dollar lol…i aint know if i remember tuh put this but d lunch cake was always a good pulllll….pull louddd and longggg
45. Treasure beach, Sandy Lane Beach, Paynes Bay Beach, Treasure Beach ALL BELONG TUH ME….fuhget Accra….too farrr….sorry tuh all my ladies from Accra, i know wunnah would luv Mr. CSME (Carobbean’s Sexiest Man Eva) tuh b pun wunnah beach
46. CHEEZEEEEEEESSSS
47. Sorrell drink…this jus too rare nuh…and i talking bout homemade
48. ROASTTTTTT BREADFRUIT…i remember when we was younger….a breadfruit did gone from Monica tree almost everyday…
49. last but not least some bajan loving…i not saying from who or wuh type i aint wanna get muh self in nuh trouble
50. i cant fuhget gine tuh Pool Hall caw pool was my life
51. dis one crazy….a realll bajan………………………………STUPSE OR SCHUPSE LOL…
52. CRICKETTTTT….love d cricket….ROADDDD TENNISSS bbb…Dear Big Bro, I sorry fuh all d days that i send u tuh d horsepital and all d pigs i gi yuh tuh carry home fuh mommy.
53. this aint d most important but i gine leff it last caw i cant remembuh d last time i see um…..BAKEDD CHICKEN…YUMMMM…d truth is this was number 50 but i had tuh keep squeezin in things.
fuh ppl who read this note already….i think i gine b updating this everytime i find something new….
54. LOL….Ms. Malicious (Officious fuh dem who does speak good engrish) A.K.A. Pearly (fuh all who know bout Bajan Bus Stop) who does always b up in everybody business
55. I miss Crop Ova…almost everything bout it i sorry fo some ppl but its muh culture…and i aint nuh counterfeit Bajan….100%……dont get tie….jus one thing that them dont do enuff of…”Bring back d ole time days”….”Wunnah like dah nuh”
it tek alot fuh me to type dis yuh….i did hey laughing and crying at d same time lol…sniff sniff
Bajon born baby.
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